well hello there
this is pack ‘n’ mail
well, where are you coming from?

see we’re two lights up
or maybe two lights down
but please don’t come around

yeah like i said
we both pack AND mail
are we can do either one

just bring it in
and just let me see
but please don’t wait till i’m done

cause it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and i’m sweepin’ the floor
oh it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and you can’t stop me from closin’ the store

yes sir – oh-
we have boxes
just tell me what’s your pleasure

i can’t go by this
or by that big
i need numbers – by guess or measure

oh yes sir,
we do overnight
it’s just that you’re way too late

hurry up,
what’s your plan B
there ain’t no way i’m gonna wait

cause it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and i’m sweepin’ the floor
oh it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and you can’t stop me from closin’ the store

yes man, we have stamps
cause your ltr doesn’t have enough
oh you’ll have to buy another one?
all i can say is tough

i can sell you some of that bubblewrap
and tape from off the shelf
and you may wanna buy some tape too
cause you’ll have to pack in by yourself

cause it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and i’m sweepin’ the floor
oh it’s six oclock in the pack’n’mail
and you can’t stop me from closin’ the store

when I came to college
i said here is my chance
to finally try my hand
at romance

but all the girls went underground
i’m just trying to track them down

in class there are so many
i don’t know what to say
but when i get the guts
the bell rings and they run away

walking down to saga
she looks pretty she looks sweet
then she turns around and
oh-wait that’s Pete

it’s my night for a stakeout
so i camp out on the berm
i don’t see any women
just a couple a million germs

a groups reported sighted
so we’re going out tonight
to wander all around and ok
stalk until daylight

We know all the differences
Between the two genders
Yeah that’s the only test
For our new members

well this here’s a story about a boy named Tim
he lived next door to me but i barely knew him
he said things that made him sound like the coolest boy alive
i remember one time he bought me lunch down at the Hive (food, that is)

Tim spent all night talking on the phone to his girl
he told me about a concert that he claimed would rock my world
he told me pizzas weren’t so very far
so he and i drove there in a stolen car (sorry, Brian)

the next thing i know Tim’s in a bit of trouble
the administration’s trying to burst his self inflated bubble
he tried to shrug it off and say, “i’m so cool”
but everyone around was saying, “Tim, you’re a fool”

Tim is gone now – he’s not here no more
that’s just fine with me ’cause i broke my hand running into his door
now he’s gone and i don’t miss him
and that’s all i have to say about the boy named Tim